Inspired by the absurd and amusing words that come out of my boyfriend's mouth

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Weiner-like

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2 months ago    |   Tags: weiner wiener  

  • Gabe: You're such a weiner.
  • Me: Don't tell me that!
  • Gabe: Baby, all I'm saying is that sometimes you have weiner-like qualities

Banangrams: winning the affection of ladies since 2006

Chat
2 months ago    |   Tags: Bananagrams  

  • Me: Do you REALLY wanna play Bananagrams?
  • Gabe: No Ashton, I'm just saying that so you'll sleep with me.

Diarrhea toothbrush

Chat
4 months ago    |   Tags: toothbrush diarrhea mythbusters brushing teeth toilet whining whiney   |   Notes: 3

  • Gabe [all of this in whiney voice]: I don't wanna brush my teeth. There's diarrhea on my toothbrush.
  • Me: Why is there diarrhea on your toothbrush?!
  • Gabe: Because the diarrhea floats up from the toilet, I saw it on Mythbusters.
  • Me: So you're telling me you've diarrhea'd recently?
  • Gabe: No but I bet you've diarrhea'd recently. I bet you diarrhea all the time, everywhere.

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4 months ago    |   Tags: Mark Wahlberg penis Mark Wahlberg's penis awesome   |   Notes: 5

"I can’t be made to believe Mark Wahlberg has a big penis — Because it would make him too awesome. Not to men…to women."

- Gabe Mouer, Jan 8, 2012 

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7 months ago    |   Tags: pee you'll leave me   |   Notes: 1

"One day you’ll leave me and I’ll be left sitting in a pile of…pee."

- Gabe Mouer, Nov 3, 2011 - on getting his comeuppance in life

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8 months ago    |   Tags: bachmann michelle bachman HD   |   Notes: 2

"I gotta see Bachmann’s hair in HD."

- Gabe Mouer, Sept 7, 2011 - Looking for the GOP debate in HD

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9 months ago    |   Tags: roadtrips rainbows butterflies so cool road trips   |   Notes: 2

"That’s so cool! I LOVE roadtrips! I LOVE RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES! I think they’re fucking cool!"

- Gabe Mouer, Aug 2, 2001 - After taking a neat rainbow picture

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11 months ago    |   Tags: goat grinds  

"That really grinds my goat!"

- Gabe Mouer, July 6, 2011

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11 months ago    |   Tags: Leo Leonardo DiCaprio retarded   |   Notes: 2

"Is Leonardo DiCaprio retarded in this? Cuz if he’s not, I don’t know if I want to watch it."

- Gabe Mouer, June 16, 2011

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1 year ago    |   Notes: 1

"…so you can look at penistimesyeah.com! Or whatever your favorite dick website is, I don’t know."

- Gabe Mouer, May 27, 2011